Atlanta home inspector wanted to share this just in case you need a laugh today!
citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the
muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep
mentally alert… If you don’t use it, you lose it!
Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss
of intelligence.
Take the test presented here to determine if you’re
losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don’t see
the answers until you’ve made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
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1. What do you put in a toaster?
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Answer: ‘bread.’ If you said ‘toast,’
give up now and do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to
Question 2.
2. Say ‘ silk’ five times. Now spell
’silk.’ What do cows drink?
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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said ‘milk,’
don’t attempt the next question. Your brain is
over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with
reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
However, if you said ‘water’, proceed to question
3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue
house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made
from pink bricks and a black house is made from black
bricks, what is a green house made from?
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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said
’green bricks,’ why are you still reading these???
If you said ‘glass,’ go on to Question 4.
4. It’s twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at
20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at
the time was politically divided into West Germany and
East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, two engines
fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine
is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure.
Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the
plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of ‘no
man’s land’ between East Germany and West
Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany,
West Germany, or no man’s land’?
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Answer: You don’t bury survivors.
If you said ANYTHING else, you’re a dunce and you
must stop. If you said, ‘You don’t bury
survivors’, proceed to the next question.
5. Without using a calculator – You are driving a bus
from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17
people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the
bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off
and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16
people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five
people get on . In Carmathen, six people get off and three
get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don’t you remember your own name? It was YOU!!
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!
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