The following was borrowed from the “Frosty Frogs” monthly newsletter. Talk about a great place to eat, they now have opened their new reastarant which is still located right in the old part of “Hickory Flat” in the Publix shopping center. I love their cotton candy ice cream and I’m going to have to go get some very soon. They serve lunch also, not just ice cream, so stop on by. To visit other businesses in Canton visit the Canton Directory.
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
‘Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.’
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his
name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he
knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, ‘Sure. I have this,’ and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, ‘There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants
to use this as collateral.’
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. ‘I mean, what in the world is this?’
(You’re gonna love this!)
The bank manager looks back at her and says…
‘It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man’s a
Rolling Stone.’
(You’re singing it, aren’t you? Yeah, I know you are…….)
Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
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