I got some golden Nuggets in a Realtor class on Tuesday
February 18, 2009 by Bonnie Lelak
Filed under News & Events
As an Atlanta home inspectors wife, I go to meetings and trainings on a regular basis. I have been attending the Women’s Council of Realtors Cherokee sponsored tech events lately. Yesterday I was able to go to an FMLS, GMLS and Realist.com class and was amazed at the tips, tricks and information that was shared with everyone. There was about eight to ten of us there and we really got some great information. Some really missed out. Everyone left feeling like they had been given some gold nuggets and they said “We’re coming back for more!” Now this is the cool part is these labs are hands on type training. Bring your laptop and you’re sitting there working on whatever you need to be working on whether it be blogging, social networking, creating special reports in FMLS, learning new tips and setting up your profile on GMLS Pro, and should you run into a problem you have someone there to answer your questions. Here’s the amazing part of the deal THEY’RE FREE to anyone who wants to participate. Come one, come all. Here is a list of classes that are tentatively setup.
Classes are being held at
2205 Riverstone Blvd., Suite 107
Canton, GA 30114
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Thursdays |
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Beginners Class 11:00-12:30 2/19, 3/5, 3/19,
Now if you have any questions, you can send an email to WCRCherokee@gmail.com |
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Intermediate Class 9:30-11:00 2/24, 3/10, 3/24, |
I’ll be there participating and hope to see you there also.
Now on another note if you or anyone needs an Atlanta home inspection be sure and give me a call at 404-788-2581 or visit our Atlanta home inspections website.
Also how much do you know about Radon gases? If the answer is not much then check out our Radon Inspection page. You might be glad you did as we have had several homes in the Cherokee County test high.
Retweet this postIn case you need a laugh today! Here it is from the Atlanta home inspector
February 18, 2009 by Bonnie Lelak
Filed under Laughter is the Best Medicine
Atlanta home inspector wanted to share this just in case you need a laugh today!
citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the
muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep
mentally alert… If you don’t use it, you lose it!
Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss
of intelligence.
Take the test presented here to determine if you’re
losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don’t see
the answers until you’ve made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
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1. What do you put in a toaster?
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Answer: ‘bread.’ If you said ‘toast,’
give up now and do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to
Question 2.
2. Say ‘ silk’ five times. Now spell
’silk.’ What do cows drink?
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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said ‘milk,’
don’t attempt the next question. Your brain is
over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with
reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
However, if you said ‘water’, proceed to question
3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue
house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made
from pink bricks and a black house is made from black
bricks, what is a green house made from?
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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said
’green bricks,’ why are you still reading these???
If you said ‘glass,’ go on to Question 4.
4. It’s twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at
20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at
the time was politically divided into West Germany and
East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, two engines
fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine
is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure.
Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the
plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of ‘no
man’s land’ between East Germany and West
Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany,
West Germany, or no man’s land’?
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Answer: You don’t bury survivors.
If you said ANYTHING else, you’re a dunce and you
must stop. If you said, ‘You don’t bury
survivors’, proceed to the next question.
5. Without using a calculator – You are driving a bus
from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17
people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the
bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off
and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16
people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five
people get on . In Carmathen, six people get off and three
get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don’t you remember your own name? It was YOU!!
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!
If you’re in need of a few more laughs you can get good clean jokes here!
If you need to schedule a great home inspector for a home inspection schedule it here.
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Retweet this postAtlanta home inspectors “Laughter is the best medicine”
February 11, 2009 by Bonnie Lelak
Filed under Laughter is the Best Medicine
The following was borrowed from the “Frosty Frogs” monthly newsletter. Talk about a great place to eat, they now have opened their new reastarant which is still located right in the old part of “Hickory Flat” in the Publix shopping center. I love their cotton candy ice cream and I’m going to have to go get some very soon. They serve lunch also, not just ice cream, so stop on by. To visit other businesses in Canton visit the Canton Directory.
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
‘Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.’
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his
name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he
knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, ‘Sure. I have this,’ and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, ‘There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants
to use this as collateral.’
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. ‘I mean, what in the world is this?’
(You’re gonna love this!)
The bank manager looks back at her and says…
‘It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man’s a
Rolling Stone.’
(You’re singing it, aren’t you? Yeah, I know you are…….)
Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
David Lelak of IHI Home Inspections serves Canton, Alpharetta, Roswell, Cumming, Woodstock, Atlanta and all of North Georgia.
We are proud to offer our new FREE Home Concierge Services where one call does it all, Satellite, Internet, Cable TV, Home Security, and Phone. Call 1-866-594-4871 and provide them with access code 1008126. Call our Free Home Concierge Services to save time, save money and simplify life!
You can also schedule your own home inspection today online.
We create Peace of Mind ONE Home Inspection at a time.
Valentines Sock Hop to benefit the “Ruth House”
February 10, 2009 by Bonnie Lelak
Filed under News & Events
We love to get out in the community and one of the organizations or charities that we love to be a part of is the Ruth House which is a Christ centered house for women that helps them get free from addictions. The Ruth House is hosting an old fashion sock hop, with the oldies music, the poodle skirts and oxford shoes. There will also be ”brief appearances from some of your favorite old time stars” which should be nothing less than hilarious and fun. Cost is $50.00 per couple which includes dinner and dancing. Child care is 5.00 per child. This is a great way to get out and enjoy an evening with your sweetie and support a local ministry. We have been a part of this ministry for many years and we are amazed at the lives changed and the growth of the house.
When: Friday Night, February 13, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Where: True Life Church in Ballground Ga
Benefits: All proceeds go directly to benefit the Ruth House.
Sign up here http://www.pingg.com/rsvp/md5hm7ts6kj3gx25r
Won’t you join us there?
Retweet this postFirst time home buyer shares opinion about his Atlanta home inspection
February 10, 2009 by Bonnie Lelak
Filed under Customer Feedback
As the Atlanta home inspector we really take pride in going the extra mile for the first time home owners. We provide a thorough home inspection for everyone, but first time home buyers are a little more curious at to what they’re going to need to do, when they will need to do things and we take the extra time to go over the home inspections issues and we go over home maintenance tips with them. A lot of the time they find out that most of the things that are found are common items and not something to stress out about.
David Lelak of IHI Home Inspections serves Canton, Alpharetta, Roswell, Cumming, Woodstock, Atlanta and all of North Georgia.
We are proud to offer our new FREE Home Concierge Services where one call does it all, Satellite, Internet, Cable TV, Home Security, and Phone. Call 1-866-594-4871 and provide them with access code 1008126. Call our Free Home Concierge Services to save time, save money and simplify life!
You can also schedule your own home inspection today online.
We create Peace of Mind ONE Home Inspection at a time.
Also how much do you know about Radon gases? If the answer is not much then check out our Radon Inspection page. You might be glad you did as we have had several homes in the Cherokee County test high.
Retweet this postAtlanta home inspection customer gives David a thumbs up on his home inspection
February 3, 2009 by Bonnie Lelak
Filed under Customer Feedback
David did an Atlanta home inspection and got the following comments from a customer. We love comments and testimonials.
“David was VERY thorough and professional. He found a few issues in the house that I hadn’t seen. I am EXTREMELY satisified and would definately refer him to friends and family.” Morgan Allison Atlanta, GA
If you or anyone needs an Atlanta home inspection be sure and give me a call at 404-788-2581 or visit our schedule your home inspection page .
Also how much do you know about Radon gases? If the answer is not much then check out our Radon Inspection page. You might be glad you did as we have had several homes in the Cherokee County test high.
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